so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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