His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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