I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
