I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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