Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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