we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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