If that was your dad, he is hot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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