Its about making memories worth repressing
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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