There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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