so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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