If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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