do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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