Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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