he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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