Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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