At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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