I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Randomize
