2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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