Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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