yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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