hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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