no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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