better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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