Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
