My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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