Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
How external is "for external use only"?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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