Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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