its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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