That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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