Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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