Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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