he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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