I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
