im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
