I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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