VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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