I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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