its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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