How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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