My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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