I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize