Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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