do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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