people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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