Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My penis needs a shock collar
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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