like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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