the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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