we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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