i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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