we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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