Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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