Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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